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east coasters:
i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters:
i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners:
I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians:
please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-

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mewicornsniffles:

kalafalas:

this gives me life

I’m watching this waiting for class to start and laughing so hard I’m crying

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