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tokillthedragon:

turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around
I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?


WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious


First of all, this isn’t the Telemarkbataljonen. This is the Brigade Nord. The Telemarkbataljonen wears emerald green berets. The Brigade Nord wears royal blue berets. Second of all, neither unit is a special unit. They don’t conduct black ops. The Telemarkbataljonen is a mechanized infantry unit and the Brigade Nord has cavalry, armor, medical, motorized infantry, artillery, and more, but no special ops units.

tokillthedragon:

turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

First of all, this isn’t the Telemarkbataljonen. This is the Brigade Nord. The Telemarkbataljonen wears emerald green berets. The Brigade Nord wears royal blue berets. Second of all, neither unit is a special unit. They don’t conduct black ops. The Telemarkbataljonen is a mechanized infantry unit and the Brigade Nord has cavalry, armor, medical, motorized infantry, artillery, and more, but no special ops units.

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r3nt-2-0:

Random person:
Top Gear is a show about cars, right?

Me:
Right..

Random person:
So why they are in the jungle and one of them is screaming “I’m the god of hellfire” with a chainsaw in his hands?

Me:
…because…well,it’s complicated.

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oh my god you don’t understand how much i want to kiss you

or watch movies with you

or fall asleep with you

or drink coffee with you

or cuddle with you

or hold your hand

or go to amusement parks with you

or watch concerts with you 

or bake with you

i want to do everything with you and it kills me to know that i cant

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Me as a Parent

Son:
DAD!! DAD!! Our P.E. teacher made us do Crossfit today!!
Me:
Son, it's not your fault, show me on the doll where this monster made you lose your gains.

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butmuhgains:

runningrepublican:

Bill Richardson just suggested sanctions and diplomacy against ISIS. Dude…
There’s a time and place for diplomacy and there’s a time to squeeze triggers.
Now is a time for the 2nd. ISIS is not interested in diplomacy.

If we attempt sanctions all we do is legitimize them as a state…

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